Saturday, September 12, 2009

President's Son Allegedly Kidnapped, Power Outage Continues

People's Proscript Party spokesperson Dan Framlin has reported that during the ongoing power blackout the son of President Garfield Jameson was kidnapped.

Framlin alleges that Jameson's son was taken hostage by "Grotian terrorists." There is no report of demands being made for his return at this hour.

Official Party news reports will be suspended until power is restored, Framlin said in the message below.

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